Rectal Spurs

Spurs in the rectum. Jagged growths in the anus usually cause by repetitive anal sex.

"Damn by ass hurts I think I'm getting rectal spurs."

by Lizzie Shadduck May 28, 2008

Rectalpedia Britannica

The repository for wildly inaccurate and/or grossly erroneous information frequently used by people attempting to provide an answer for something that they clearly do not know the answer to and/or for which they are obviously unqualified to answer but are too ignorant to admit it.

When expressing incredulity at a persons response to a question it is the more subtle and polite way to inform or identify an answer to a question that is clearly inaccurate by stating that the person must have gotten that answer from their rectalpedia britannica AKA "they pulled it out of their ass."

Ken:"Christine just asked me why I was not participating in the breast cancer awareness in the office and then she told me that breast cancer is the number one killer of men over the age of 35."

David: "What did you tell her?"

Ken: "I told her that was completely ludicrous."

David: "Yeah, no doubt another answer she pulled from her rectalpedia britannica."

by majordad July 5, 2010

Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.

"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"

by Benjarvus August 27, 2008

reotard

A further stage of a retard, the person doesn't necessarily have to be disabled, they just have to lack common sense or be ignorant of some of the most obvious things. Very stupid. Beyond retarded.

That guy is a reotard!

by The Zombie July 7, 2005

Rectal Worm

A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.

Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!

by USDATrooper February 18, 2010

Redtard

Redtard - A mindless socialist/communist who blindly follows the totalitarian lead of their Red overlords.

"These Redtards are boycotting Israel without knowing anything about it!" or "This guy wants the government to control everything; He must be a Redtard."

by nox18 April 19, 2014

rectangular prism

a word to describe those resembling rectangular prisms to due to having a body in the shape of one.

"look, theres van the rectangular prism! kidding, we love you recky."

by the hobbit's nut May 3, 2008