Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off

I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin

by @huntex2403 April 12, 2022

raisin

An annoying teacher.

raisin sucks

by k3nanz April 24, 2024

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Raisin Occasion

A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).

Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

by Mumblefish January 21, 2010

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024