muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.

I want to punch a curse today at lunch.

by jack strait July 27, 2017

Box punch

To get punched in the pussy.

I'm gonna box punch that stupid bitch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018

mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.

"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."

by Miya-chan June 11, 2018

Doon Punch

to walk up on a nigga and not say shit but start swinging

“If that nigga keep talking imma hit him wit a Doon Punch”

by purpnga October 4, 2023

hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.

After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.

by chelsea07 January 2, 2009