beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving

Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

Cooch Potato

A person that don't ride the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"

by Javier & John June 24 June 27, 2008

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Sexual Potato

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007

potatoshop

Digital arts community slang for Adobes Photoshop package, also referred to as tattyswap.

Did you make that in potatoshop?

no, i used Artrage, good huh?

by goosewing January 3, 2005

potato bag

A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.

Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.

by lover4porn April 12, 2009