Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.

Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.

by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010

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Procrastilaxing

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."

Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.

by 3Fisted April 8, 2010

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procrastinate

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

by Cyndane January 17, 2005

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poocrastinate

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

by B Knox April 29, 2008

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procrastination

Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.

Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.

Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)

Procrastination rocks!

by Procrastinator April 24, 2004

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