Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.
R.I.P PretzelMe
R.I.P PretzelMe
by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008
Get the Pretzel Memug. The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
Get the Salted pretzelmug. when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..
the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the portuguese pretzelmug. when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.
by victorsan November 8, 2025
Get the himalayan meat pretzelmug. by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022
Get the Pretzel nestmug. by MasterMastermind February 1, 2025
Get the Gay Pretzelmug. "She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
Get the Pretzel-crossedmug.