Potato PC

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)

Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!

by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

potato basher

Is someone who masturbates to ugly people

Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night

Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher

by Wahidman December 17, 2013

tom's potato

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

scoopski potatoes

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.

Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018

Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.

Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.

by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009

Potato Quality

Something that is of bad quality

Mainly used on the internet to describe pictures, videos or graphics

That wallpaper is potato quality!

by You don't know me, honestly October 11, 2017