poser

Someone who tries to be something that they aren't, esp. when it is at that time considered popular to be part of that specific group or 'clique'. Generally used for fake punks, goths, or anything associated with rock music.

Hilary Duff pretends to be a punk, when her brand of music is quite recognizably Disney brand pop music.

Poser kid: I totally love Green Day! I am like their biggest fan!
Real thing: Cool, what's your favorite song?
Poser kid: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Oh my gosh, that is like my theme song.
Real thing: Okay then... do you know any other songs?
Poser kid: Um... isn't that their first hit? They're new.
Real thing: *shakes head and walks away, disgusted*

by no_name_know_it_all December 28, 2005

anti-poser

Someone who loathes posers and sees it as there mission to beat all the poser out of someone, so the poser can be themselves

Any poser reading this I'm gonna beat your ass

Two real acutal people (if there are any left) see a poser:

person1-blahblahblah*sees poser*
Person1-dude look at that poser
person2-Bitch
person1-(to poser)Hey don't make me go anti-poser on your ass!

poser-(confused)What? Oh...uh...GREEN DAY rocks!

person2-Go fuck yourself poser

by cvoutcast101 May 24, 2008

poser punk

An individual who thinks that because they skateboard and neglect to wash their long greasy hair and listen to Pop groups like "blink 182" and "Sum41" that they are indeed what is known as a punk. When really they know nothing of anarchy or the whole punk revolution of the late 1970's.

Person 1: Look at the stinky skateboarder, he thinks he's so hardcore.
Person 2: Yeah, what a poser punk.

by Dude November 15, 2002

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

nirvana poser

A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.

Dude, you're such a Nirvana poser.

by Rologgin May 16, 2018

poser jew

Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.

Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.

by Dave/mast4fr0 July 29, 2008

posers

someone who leeches off new popularity. may actually like the stuff, (like mcr when loads of people liked the black parade) but wears and listens to other things because people wear or listen to it.
they may actually be emo, but because they like mcr they think they have to wear stuff that they wouldn't wear anyway
there are real emos but loads are just kids who wanna be emo beacause they think there better than non emos because they think theyve herd something new that know else has heard.

poser1: o my god! heard the new mcr song? it the best one of the album.
poser3: do ya know them studded belts? im gonna get one because gerrard was wearin one.
poser 4: them emo sk8er bois over there are so cute. i love emo bois with side fringes and hoodies!
normal person: i dont like mcr but atleast i know enought to say they have 3 albums apart from you posers who just think the black parade is there first one.

by bigsoapbar November 24, 2007