Pooger 

A piece of crap stuck to your butthole while dispensing waste.

Yep, Its a pooger

Pooger by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015

pooners 

people that are always on the prowl for women

dude lucas,
What?
those guys are such pooners
why yes there are jack

pooners by jack/lucas August 4, 2007

pooper pact

A pact made between a group of friends, usually girls, who promise each other to never have butt sex, or allow anything up their "pooper" unless it is for medical purposes. Guys may also have a variation of this, promising to not stick it in any girls "pooper". It should be made official with a pinkie promise

Guy: Hey you want to have butt sex?
Girl: No! I made the Pooper Pact!

pooper pact by Adri226 January 27, 2009

Standing Pooper 

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.

Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)

Standing Pooper by balexander24 February 4, 2010

live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.

The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.

live long and pooper by Alan Chris April 26, 2006

Poober 

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

Poober by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

poofter 

A slang word originating from Australia in the 1960s meaning homosexual. Word can be derogatory depending on context and users intent.

He is so effeminate, what a poofter!

poofter by Wordswine June 2, 2015