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Pms

A girl when she is about to start her period

Aka pre-period
Watch out she has her pms right now. RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!
by the best person EVER May 17, 2016
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AM PM

When you see a woman with "too much good stuff"
Damn daquan Did you see that AM PM hoe pass by?
by Clyde88 January 31, 2017
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PM

In IRC:
It means: "Private Message"

In time

it means: "post meridiem" (which is afternoon)
In PM:
"<A> Oh can you PM me please, this is important
<B> Sure"

In time:
"Its 12:00 PM"
by Jacobw0 September 19, 2021
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PMS Flak

Emotional sobbing shared with a female significant other around the time of her period. Both parties unfold feelings and the depth of their hearts. This is seen as an unmanly embarrassment.
I went to hang out with my girlfriend and got caught into some PMS Flak. We watched the notebook afterwards.
by TJcommander October 13, 2011
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PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.
Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"
by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019
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PM

Sir Paul McCartney ex bassist of The Beatles and Wings.
Did you bought tickets for PM’s show tonight?
by Someguy67 January 28, 2019
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PMS

Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks before a woman's period. Symptoms often vary between women and resolve around the start of bleeding. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, and mood changes.
Damn Karen’s been a bitch lately, Must be her PMS’ing
by Lady Words February 6, 2019
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