don't be a pigeon

To not act dumb or inconsiderate. To stay out of the T zone. To stay safe. To be a sexy beast.

Martha was being dumb, so I told her "don't be a PIGEON!!!"

by Fortifyguy303 February 28, 2017

Ur religion poop like a pigeon

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined

Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*

by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018

pidgeon poo

While sitting their car at a stoplight, one member of a group of young males will blurt this term out at an unsuspecting elderly man as he crosses the road, eliciting a surprised and bewildered response.

Seeing his chance to stun the old bastard, the affable Quentin yelled "Pidgeon Poo!" from the backseat of the car.

by Wooders May 23, 2006

Pigeon Punching

The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge is initiated there is no going back. If pigeon perishes, body must be photographed. If pigeon is victorious then you fail at life and must gut your cooter/penis. OWWWWWWW! Fuck those pigeons up! This sport began in San Jose , CA at NYLF.

1: Naked Brett went pigeon punching and threw its carcas into a moving bus, after photographing it.
2: Lindsey annihilated a pigeon with a 15 lbs Halibat.
3: Allie choked a pigeon with her flaming cooter.
4: Tatiana and Flames grilled and baked numerous pigeons in their flaming cooter hairs.

by Anthony6969 July 16, 2006

sassy pigeons

to be bothered or troubled by a large group of pigeons or to be raped in the middle of a city street by pigeons

That happened to me too, I went to New York and got raped by those sassy pigeons.

by Support-for-those-raped-by-pigeons January 18, 2008

hungry pigeon

A sexual act that takes place between a man and woman (or a man and man.. cuz balls are involved and 2 women wouldnt work cuz they dont have them.)
Step 1: place 2 bread bits between the balls and the penis.
Step 2: the partner makes pigeon noises/ flaps wings, etc. as a mating dance.
Step 3: Partner nibbles at the bread while continuing to exhibit pigeon-like qualities.
Step 4: as bread/balls partner cums, it lands on the head of the nibbler, just like pigeon poop.
Step 5: Both partners dance the night away to conclude the action, while still exhibiting pigeon-like qualities.

Oh, last night was crazy. My boyfriend and I did the hungry pigeon three times, says I.

by THE SHIT IS MINE November 14, 2006

pidgeon

Meaning groupie. People who stand in one spot at the same time everyday, talking about cars, and doing the same things over and over. Pidgeons only have friends that they have known all they're life, and no others. They normally stand over a balcony or rooftop just like actual pidgeons do

Hey brendan, look at those fuckn pidgeons, *roooooo, rooooo*

by NinjaNgixxer June 1, 2006