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fake ass pick-me 

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me
fake ass pick-me by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!
boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss

Ten go pick a son in me cool low 

Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

Pick Meisha 

a woman who goes out of their way to put the boys first instead of her girls. She isn't a tomboy but more of a female tool that likes to say she likes whatever the guys she is with likes.

Usually the type of girl who will let the guy step over here and in complete denial about the reality of the situation. And even if the guy does her wrong, she will still take him back. The opposite of a Simp.

Originally referenced by Ashera Star Goddess on her youtube channel.
Example:
Johnny cheated on Heather.
Heather: It's ok babe I still Love you, you can play your xbox when ever you like.

Dog: Barks* (translates Heather is a Pick Meisha)

Example 2:

Guy: I want to date other girls.
Jen: Ok babe you can date other girls as long as I'm your first choice.

Friend: Wow Jen what are you a pick meisha?
Pick Meisha by anonymous March 28, 2021