Pentadouche

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.

Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.

by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010

pentaslut

A person who fuck 5 people within a few minutes of each. See Pentakill

That girl over there just became a Pentaslut

by Andrew Mo June 7, 2014

penthouse pussynigga

You're typical male, age 18-30, who has all the workings of a male, yet seemingly has a vagina instead. A beta male with a penthouse.

Jimmothy: Bro I cant bring my girls to MogMcMuffins place, he has a penthouse and will steal them!
Tommothy: Nahh bro, hes a penthouse pussynigga, he'll talk his way out of getting laid

by 33rdsavage March 8, 2019

Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

by not.julian May 23, 2019

Penta188

Cute ass SoundCloud rapper

Yo u listen to that new penta188 yet

by BatmanspidermansupermanDaBest March 24, 2019

Pentagram

A pentagram is a symbol of the neo-pagan religion of Wicca. It represents the five elements that Wiccans recognise- spirit, water, fire, earth, and air. It is not a symbol of Satan as Wiccans believe in Satan as much as Christians believe in Zeus (not at all)! The upside down pentagram isn't a symbol of Satanism either (although it is roughly the same shape as the Satanic sigil of Baphamet). In whe Wiccan religion, the upside down pentagram simply represents masculine energy whilst the one facing up represents feminine energy. You may also hear the word pentacle; this symbol has the same meaning as the pentagram but has a circle around it (pentagram + circle = pentacle).

P1 ' that girl is wearing a pentagram'
P2 ' prob a satanist lmao'
P3 'no, it probably means she's Wiccan

by erynfischer September 29, 2019

pentium poor

Used to describe a player that experiences frequent FPS drops and lag due to a cheap low end PC

Etymology: From Intel's Pentium processor series (low end processors of Intel) + poor

You are really a Pentium poor with that PC

by Rektz October 5, 2019