penal colony

A colony full of penisuses.

Man, it must suck being sent to a penal colony as a straight dude.

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

The Penalty Cunt

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

by Taco9648 February 1, 2015

penalty shot

An undefended retaliation against someone who commits a party foul that has a victim.

Derek: *spills drink on bob*
Steve: "Dude, brutal party foul"
Bob: "Oh, you best be knowin' that's a penalty shot!"
*punches derek*

by Les Canadien June 17, 2005

Penandes

A word to describe Bruno as a penalty merchant by salty rival fans, if you use this word, do you have a life?

Penandes is the best penalty taker - a salty man

by Convice from the gulag March 20, 2021

Penal Colony

Ye Olde term for a group of penii that have been Castrated from their original hosts.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.

Democratic Wanksta 1-"Ahhhhh shit the Penal Colony is Coming"
1337 H4xx0r-"Meh?"

by Deus_ExPimp July 25, 2003

Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

penal combustion

The undelightful mishap which happens during creamation where your Penicular organ combusts, or explodifies.

I was about to have the greatest sex, until i had a penal combustion

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003