Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
Get the Gyro-Pedo Kidnappermug. 
Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls
Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
by Oksy Moron January 7, 2022
Get the Alphabet Pedomug. paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
by u stank July 18, 2020
Get the paddy pedomug. by ——coolguy—— May 31, 2021
Get the Pedomug. A pedo man farts (Spanish) while on foot. A pedo man likes to walk barefoot as he is of the soil. Don’t walk beside or behind the pedo man in case of severe flatulence.
That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
by BeStill December 4, 2019
Get the Pedo manmug. An interpretative dance made by a group of friends in Quebec in the summer of 2024. Get on the ground and do push ups while slowly crawling towards your 'target'. Once reached, you will give the target's ankle a hickey.
by GuessWhatChickenButt49 June 11, 2025
Get the Pedo wormmug.