Pacifier

A woman is to a cock like a baby is to a pacifier: they cry, whine, and always want something and sometimes you just have to whip it out and shove it in their mouth to shut them up, and they love it! They could suck on that thing for hours...

Rob was watching the game but his girlfriend, Rachel, was bitching at him for making her fold his laundry again, so he gave her The Pacifier at half time.

by Patrick_the_Rower December 9, 2008

carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

pacific rim job

v. the act of being fired or losing one's job because your company is offshoring, see also offwhoring

"I was just fired today as well as the whole IT staff -- we were pacific rim jobbed!"

by Andrew Lee April 14, 2005

padilate

To grow mushrooms in your apartment or pad. Similar to Crenelate.

Man, clean up your room; it's a padilate fantasia.

by Bob Davis September 21, 2006

pachillion

A word that describes an unknown mass amount, usually heard as an exaggeration.

Hank, the one-eyed barefoot farmer, thinks he has milked about a pachillion cows in his life.

by Lokkangel April 29, 2007

Pacist

Anxious about being horny or having an erection in public.

As seen in the song "Its getting hot in here" by Nelly: "Good Gracious/ got be so pacist"

by ManLaugh25 June 28, 2011

pacific rimmed

The contraction of STDs while in a country, city, town, etc... whose location is in or around Asia or the Pacific Rim.

"I'm going to Singapore for work", said Joe Doe.

"Have fun! Careful with any adult activities though. Don't wanna get Pacific Rimmed!", replied Jane Deer

by Imeaannn January 22, 2016