oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.

Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.

by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020

Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 8, 2020

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

Oyster

A slang word from California used to describe something good, exciting, or generally outside of the norm.

It comes from the presence of pearls inside of oysters, describing the excitement from finding something of value even in something as boring and rotten as an oyster or clam.

"I know this beach is usually a drag, but the waves were pretty oyster today!"

by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025

Oyster

Slang for something cool

Person 1”woah that person is so cool!”
Person 2”you mean oyster not cool!”
Person 1”oh yeah! They are so oyster!!”

by Oyster luver June 18, 2025

parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.

“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”

by onelargecrab December 10, 2024

lose an oyster

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

by Breadluvr July 2, 2019