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The Ostrich

A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.
Anne and Bob had a close call while attempting the ostrich but Bob was able to kick it into high gear and finished as Anne was just a little blue from lack of oxygen
by COK ROCKS September 22, 2017
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Annika Osterlund

Annika Osterlund made me waste money on makeup
by MainsQuEEse May 24, 2018
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Dirty Ostrich Attack

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.
"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".
by Exodus Thrasher January 12, 2020
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bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.
“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich
by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020
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Lily ostrowski

A literal god,queen I would sell my soul to her
by Devaon March 1, 2021
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Alce Ostinata

Protagonista della famosa serie televisiva: Angelo Show
Capo della tribù più potente d'Europa, i Falzi.
Si dice nasconda il suo vero potere all'interno del piede destro fasciato.
Hey Mark, hai visto cosa ha fatto Alce Ostinata nell'ultimo episodio?
by Balllmao Supporter. September 23, 2021
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