first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights
Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...
by eforce222 May 20, 2019
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Fucktard Loser

Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar.

A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.

Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.

A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.

Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”

2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
by wordexperienced January 16, 2019
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arrogant loser

an experienced loser who protects themselves in difficult situations by being arrogant and proud.
"Mike thinks we don't talk to him cause' he's intimidating. It's actually because he's a loser that we avoid him. What an arrogant loser!"
by happyslut March 07, 2019
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Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser
by Helix5537 July 17, 2023
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dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.
you are such a dickhead loser
by dickhead loser April 16, 2020
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My loser

My loser if for someone special you like to “bully” and you love them
you’re my favorite loser, You’re My loser <3”
by candyy_24 December 09, 2020
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Loser Circle

adj. A group of hippies situated in a circle in the middle of a park playing Kumbayah Garbage with banjos.
If you have to look at this your in the Loser Circle...
by MC Clap Yo Handz September 13, 2010
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