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Maple eye

Maple Eye is contracted when someone pours maple syrup inside of their anus and farts in a confined space

The particles effect the eyes similar to the way you get pink eye from farting on a pillow.
Pete got maple eye from a stripper in Canada
by PacoConTaco May 13, 2016
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Dreamy eyes

Eyes that are somewhat lazy and sleepy. They give the impression that the person is looking at something like they are experiencing a pleasant dream. They may read fun, innocent, mischief and many other things but mostly mystery. They are mysterious because one can't tell what the person is feeling or thinking since there's a wide variety of emotions displayed which could all be non-related to what the person feels.
It's almost impossible to resist his charms because he's got these really deep dreamy eyes. They are hella hot🤤
by Lora Neemo December 28, 2018
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eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.
"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."
by talley June 11, 2006
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queer eye

the instinctive eye that gays have for cosmopolitan life (stereotype)
George used his queer eye to pick out clothes tonight to wear to the gay bar.
by cp October 4, 2003
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slanty eye

Slanty eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eye too."
by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
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eye service

the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.
parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
by banterbus31 November 17, 2009
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eye detector

Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.
Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!
by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009
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