Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
Get the candle watchermug. by zmizzell February 22, 2009
Get the cinnamon candlemug. by kswissss008 November 20, 2021
Get the Candle lightingmug. by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021
Get the Ass Candlemug. by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022
Get the pussy candlemug. Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018
Get the The Wankee Candlemug. When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.
Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
by angsty_agender April 3, 2019
Get the 15 Candlesmug.