Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.
I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.
by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020
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not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content
Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent
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Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.
Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!
by StankTenter69 February 07, 2024
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Brent Tent

A F1 driver who got beaten up by Demetrius Demarcus James the III and became a mayonnaise farmer.
Brent Tent is ultra sexy.
by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022
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scrub tent

The act of getting an erection in the OR and ducking into Sub Sterile pretending your phone is ringing.
I got a scrub tent yesterday and knocked over the sterile instruments running out if the room.
by Pacochips December 19, 2013
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
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