Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.

by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023

Brazilian Pretzel

whatever tf elyse is

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.

by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020

pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!

"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"

by danis December 14, 2014

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017