Dayum, Hobo-San you funky fresh.
by The king Cmoney October 19, 2015

A hobo halfie is a 200ml plastic bottle of liquor that the derelict carry in their jacket or shirt pocket.
by Moja Dog January 6, 2023

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
by Dogler February 24, 2014

When you shit into a square of tinfoil and wrap it up and leave it on someone's doorstep, conversely you could also leave it in the fire while camping with friends. Really it can be left anywhere: the inside of a hot car in the middle of summer, under the kitchen sink, under a bed anywhere that it can be found.
Friend #1: Steve left me a hobo dinner last night, the bastard!
Friend #2: Don't you like free food?
Friend #1: He shit into a piece of tinfoil!
Friend #2: Don't you like free food?
Friend #1: He shit into a piece of tinfoil!
by Migrantraven3200 November 23, 2016

To define a "Robo Hobo" is a somewhat difficult task. To come to understand these immense and complex creatures we must first observe their surroundings. Robo Hobo's tend to graze constantly throughout the day and spend most nights in a cardboard box. When approached, a loud growl will usually escape their lips, then soon afterward the animal will start speaking in a slurred voice begging you to tell him/her a story about unicorns and insists on calling you Atticus.
I wandered down an alley, (my usual shortcut to school) just the other day, and came across what looked to be a Robo Hobo.
"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.
I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.
"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.
I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.
by redkingjupiterborne February 27, 2009

someone who's a cunt and just can't be bothered doing anything - just sit there and booze all day or lay in bed.. which is more hobo-like, or if you want to go all out then simply go outside dig a hole in the garden and booze it up there! THEN your an official hobo cunt
1.skanky girl with a bottle of vodka laying in the dirt
2. a dirty cunt - quite hoboish
3. a hobo on a corner drinking booze from a brown paper bag yelling obsenities
4. a cunt who's bored and drinks 24/7
2. a dirty cunt - quite hoboish
3. a hobo on a corner drinking booze from a brown paper bag yelling obsenities
4. a cunt who's bored and drinks 24/7
by mazizzle May 3, 2005

A unit of measuring the stench of bad odors, ie. hobos. Scale usually 1 to 100. One being nothing, 100 reachig the point of death.
by Victor Duran June 5, 2003
