Nick

Anyone with the name is a simp and can’t afford free software

Hey, do you see that simp Nick?

by Burger Boomer March 18, 2020

Nick

Nick is a fat man. He usually only has one friend named luca. He will think he has more friends but no one really likes him. he has a gay brother and usually at one point in his life he will come out as bisexual and then pretend he didn't a week later. He also talks a lot of shit but can't take it, instead he just cries on his snapchat streaks.

person 1: Hey is that nick
person 2: yeah, what a whale

by josh henry the beast August 12, 2020

Nick

an asshole

ugh he’s such a nick

by water bottle whale September 12, 2020

Nick

A redditor

Guy: Hey where's Nick.
Not Nick: Probably on reddit getting new memes.
Nick: Ha Ha poopy funny poopy
Not Nick: told ya

by Mercxulus October 11, 2020

Nick

H ̛̪̉́̓̇͋̕̚͘͠i ̛̛̜̙̖̞͋̇̑̅̎͌͐̔̀̒̚s ͙͔͙̯͕̘͔̣̄̈̊͌ ̴̢̳͇͖̹͆̾́̕͜n ͖̲̲̦̱̘̟̋̾̓̉̈́̄͗̃̃͝͝ă ̢̛̼̩̥̝̜̱͍̞̆̃̒͂̐̑̆͘͠͝͠ṃ ̡̨͍̞͖͎̺̠͔̂̅̂̐̈́́̈́̍͊̽̈́̍͝ę ̧̢̝̼̲̹͚͍̖̫̫̜̭͓̱̗̓̀̽̿̍̔́͋̈̀̀̂̄̂̄̿̚̕ͅ ̢̡͙̳̉̽m ̭̝̩̝̟̺̬͉̘̫̮͐̾̄͐̕͝ü̴͇̗͉̺̹͎̍̏ş ̢̟̖̳̞͎̤͙̟͉̑̾͆͜͜t ̛̙͎̺͊͊̈́̓͛̓́͐ ̶̛̛͍̤͎̬͎̥͇̰̦̹͔̈́̔̿̅̋̄͐͒̓̐̚n̵̰̭̖͕̳̤͇̳̫̎̌͌́͌͋̄̍͗̄̑͌̍͐͌͘͜͝o̵̠̺̹̭͈̰̬̗͒̓̿̍̈́̇̿͠t̴͔͎̺̣̻̭͉̱̱̟̥͉̐̀͐́͒͂̕ ̴̯̖̼̞̣̠̯̱̥͍̤̗̰͇͙̝̹̉̽͒̋͑͌́̉̓̄͂̿̕̕̕̚͜͝͝b̵̡̘̝̠̣̺̯̖̞͙̗̈͆̑͋̑̇͘͝͝ę̶̬̲̭̱̗̱̦̖̼͈̪̙͚̘̳̀̏̎̀̓̃̒̀͗̅̌͛͐̉̕͘̚͝ͅ ̧̨̨̹̣̣̭̹̠̱͈̬̦̘̩̺̤͚̀̃̄̈͑̎̋͛̓̂̋̏̚ͅs̵͕̀̽͊̊͐̀p ͖̯̙͎͗̌͐ͅo̵̡̡͈̞̲̰̞͉̪̜̩̫̠̗̰̦̩̬̰͊̿k̵̨̨̪͓͚̺͈̫͈͖̳̪͍̩̹̱̠̏̇̃ê ̢̘͍͕̙͕̩̝̝̜͍̬̈́̉̂̈̅̆̈̍̓͌̃͋̈́̓̎̎̀̚͜n̵̡̖͕͈͉̯̟̭̟̂̈́͋́͐̈́̏̉̚̕

H ̛̛̘̹̺̖̘̱̊̾̀̂͝ĕ̵̢̥͈͓̩͓̤̱͔y̴̦͗̀ ̨̜̦̦̮͔̘̃̈̀̆̈́̈́̌̈́ľ̵̛̞͐o ̧̼̖̲͓̪̓̃̏̇̐͗͐̚͝o̴̡̲͉̳̥̯̱̭͍̓̂̿̃̔͊̇̕͘͠ͅk̶̢̛̹̹̮͍͂̈̈́̅̈̊͜ ̖͙͈͔̏̄́͆̎̊̏͋̕i̵̡̡̖̦͚̥̬̙̔̄͑̿̇̈́́͋́͘͠͠ͅt̵̞͓͕͓̞̾͂’̵̠̇̐̅̾̂̂̓̿͝s̴̡̨̩̮̫̻̫̩͈̝͉̙͉̉̆̐͐͌ ̵̢̧͈̺̥͉̞̹̱͈̯̪͕̉́̕ Nick

by ManSpaghetti November 4, 2019

Nick

Lone wolf until he finds his pack

Nick is a wolf

by Ninja with boobs February 24, 2021

Nicked

To consume copius amounts of alcohol in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, usually at the base of the 'Big Nickel', a popular tourist attraction for the province. The term has grown beyond drinking at this specific location to just drinking in the greater Sudbury area.

Example 1: Krista, I got totally nicked last night. Man, I'm never going back to Sudbury again.

Example 2: Bro, you gettin' nicked this weekend? You know it! I had a hard week of school and now I've got my 40oz in hand.

Example 3: Hey, we gonna get nicked tonight? What else do we have going on in this city? For real. I took a bottle of Ouzo from my moms so we gonna get nicked proper.

by Poppa Andrew October 28, 2009