Narcolegsy

Narcolegsy is a chronic sleep disorder of the leg, characterised by excessesive leg sleepiness, in which a person experiences extremely embarrassing moments caused by total limb failure at innappropriate times. One of the first symptoms is pins and needles in the affected area.

Person 1: "Did you see that footage of that guy on the train? He got up, and his leg just gave way causing the cup of coffee in his hand to explode as he tried to grab on to something. He had to hop off the train!"

Person 2: "Sounds like narcolegsy to me. I headbutted a door because of it last night"

by corrodedmonkee April 8, 2010

narcopectalitus

The want and need to rest your head on a big beefy chest of a bearded man.

Rob has Narcopectalitus which is why he is obsessed with Jamies chest

by Handfullofass November 21, 2014

Narc Bar

A delicious edible that will keep you high all day. Found at medical dispensaries in southern california.

-I ate that narc bar a couple hours ago.
-Oh yeah how is it
-Man i'm so faded.

by StonerSurprise September 28, 2009

Narbones

a step above the surfer term "narlee"

very awesome/excellent

Dude, the wave was so narbones!"

by tsquared4921 September 27, 2010

narcheologist

to be a snitch, rat, tattle tale, canary, cop, ci, undercover, informant

Dude, did you see crazy Nikki talking to all those cops yesterday? I knew she was a narcheologist!

by Mirben September 9, 2015

Narchitect

Narchitect: They use their specialist narc knowledge and high-level dog skills to design in-depth narc plans.

Dobbo "I wonder if Brock was the narchitect on the weekend away?"

by Zenmang July 1, 2019

katelyn nacon

perfect human being. what more needs to be said?

person 1: wow who’s that? she’s perfect.
person 2: i know. her name is katelyn nacon, duh.

by naconswife June 23, 2021