mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it

What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"

by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022

Mystery shopper

Another word for a secret shopper.

I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job

by Jozéy January 1, 2021

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.

I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face

by anonymous May 4, 2025

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023