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Myles

Myles is a usually an ape looking male with a tiny penis.
Look at that Myles, he is such a curious george

Myles looks like Ceaser the king of all apes
by NigeriaNumbahOne May 21, 2019
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Myles

A sid the sloth ugly looking ass hoe who does nothing but jerk off to his asuna body pillow all day and is dating an o'hare looking ass druggie with hair worse than ravens asshole
"Oh look, there's Myles. Run."
by bree ♡ January 17, 2018
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Molestic

a term to describe ones who have a tendancy to molest
"did you see that guy grab that child"

"yeah he's molestic"
by walmsley12 October 27, 2009
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Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
by hungry guy July 27, 2010
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Myles

A FUCKING DICK HEAD WHO CAN'T SHUT THERE PUSSY ASS UP AND IS EXTREMELY GAY
by MylesIsABitGay July 29, 2020
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molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent
Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre
by Ria March 12, 2005
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Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)
CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN
by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013
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