uber-mullet

A mullet on steroids. So long, it's ridiculous, and it's even more of a mistake than its baby, the mullet.

e.g. Billy Ray Cyrus had an uber-mullet.

by jazzrock March 15, 2007

Mullet-culturalism

Much like Multi-Culturalism, but better. When a gathering of 30 year-old men with mullets gather, it's called a Mullet-Culturalism.

Man, were you at the red-neck olympics last Saturday, it had a wide-range of Mullet-Culturalism.

by JleoMott August 27, 2009

crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Mullet Whore

noun. a woman (usually of the disreputable variety) who tends to sleep with men who drive motorcycles (usually Harley Davidson), men who worship stock car racing, and men who have short hair on the front and sides but not in the back.

Drew: Hey did you see that girl on the back of Dave's bike?
Glenn: Yeah, what a mullet whore!

by got jokesathighwatch May 07, 2009

brazilion mullet

a shaved/waxed coochie, but still having a hairy butthole

I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilion mullet!

by taintripper January 01, 2012

mullet butt

A butt which resembles an overgrown mullet

"I hooked up with him, but I definitely wouldn't date him. He has such a mullet butt."

by sketchballitudinator December 27, 2008

wardrobe mullet

an outfit in which one part states "business" and the other screams "party". wardrobe mullets are more common in middle-aged women.

she's wearing a silk blouse with hot pants.what a wardrobe mullet!

by goompaw December 09, 2008