cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

muffmonster

someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.

get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave

by tom w, harry s n the Gstrings July 1, 2008

Muffmake

A variation of a cupcake(person) who cupcakes but is in denial of it.

A title used in an attempt to make cupcaking acceptable.

(Origin: the "muffin" version of a cupcake. and instead of a muffcake, the "c" changed to an "m" for alliteration.)

I don't cupcake, I muffmake.

by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009

muffles

term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.

nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.

Tonight is going to suck unless muffles comes.

Muffles at my last job was not as fun as our muffles.

by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009

Muffler

A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.

That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!

by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010