The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
by Alex (awesome) N July 01, 2006
"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 07, 2012
That bitch is a mud rabbit watch out for her
by Bitchyhoe07 November 23, 2016
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 21, 2017
When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
by Pattydaddy69nice February 01, 2021
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 04, 2023
When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna
by Retarf April 02, 2022