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Models and Bottles

A term used to describe a nightclub that is less about music and dancing and more about schmoozing and climbing the social ladder. These nightclubs often place a high emphasis on bottle service, which brings in large amounts of revenue; do not feature much underground dance music, instead relying mostly on pop hits and well-known dance names; and often require a dress code, enforced by bouncers who reject "undesirable" patrons at their often arbitrary discretion.
"I don't like New York's club scene anymore; it's all models and bottles now. If you want to go dancing, I know where there'll be a good rave this weekend."
by Elah806 February 17, 2013
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Model

An 'occupation' for those too mentally-challenged to seek a real job, thus resort to lightly exposing their bodily features for money. In extremely rare cases is one even marginally intelligent.

Such people are only attractive to the lowest common denominator because whores are bad and true beauty exists internally.
Person with true beauty: I treated multiple aneurisms on the surface of a patient's large intestine during surgery today by performing sedative treatment and vessel suturing. In turn, I saved his life by preventing them from rupturing. How was your day?

Typical Model: LIK, U KNOWW, I WASS TRYIN OUT THE KNEW MAC LIP GLOSS LOL AN TEH COLUR MATSHED MY DRES!!!11111eleven!!!
by Reju July 29, 2008
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Modelquins

A shop-window mannequin that is also a model. Can be seen on Old Navy commercials.
Layla: "Dang, Katelin, we're such Modelquins!"
Katelin: "Are you sure these jeans don't make my butt look too big??!"
by asilniletak November 11, 2009
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Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.
He got that sex slave at a model auction.
by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011
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Book Model

Book Model

Book Model - A person that looks like a model on facebook, but is ugly in person.
Book Model

She looks like Tyra Banks on facebook, but in person she looks more like Carlton Banks.
by Bigg Budd June 28, 2011
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white wall modelling

Amateur kids "modelling" in front of a white wall,usually hipsters
britanny:wow I love that picture! is it professionally done?
maria: No I just posed in front of a white wall and took a picture of it with my nikon camera
britanny: oh
maria: its called "white wall modelling"
by Thatkidfromthatplayfrom1989 December 18, 2012
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myspace site model

14 year old ho that has major issues and needs to find a new, less damaging hobby while in middle school.
a myspace site model is your little sister when she's taking pix in the bathroom and youre knocking and you just see the flashes from under the door. then you wonder "which uncle was it?"
by thegnzo April 2, 2009
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