mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

My nigga mitchell

My nigga mitchell is someone you can rely on when you need something to stick your big fat chode inside. He will suck off anything with 2 legs and lives on earth. He always is up for a good suck.

My nigga mitchell is about to suck me off want me to tell him to suck you off too?

by Ballsman6969696 May 27, 2018

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

Kel Mitchell Special

(n) a mixed drink wherein one combines orange soda and vodka in some ratio depending on personal preference

I had so many Kel Mitchell Specials last night that we ran out of all our vodka and orange soda.

by Krunczmasta July 22, 2009

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016

Josh Mitchell ape

Just a straight up dumb cunt like dead set who the fuck would name there kid that. They must be fucked up. Like straight up retarded cunt

Brush he's a fully tarded cunt, must be a "josh Mitchell ape"

by Lol siege sqwad April 28, 2017

Kevin Mitchell

one of a kind debate genius. also, good with articulation, blocks, and wearing eyeliner. Also, not a quitter.

Be a Kevin Mitchell and stay in debate.

by onewhospeaksthetruth January 29, 2010