by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023
A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.
Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you
by Luwelyn.moss May 01, 2023
(n) a mixed drink wherein one combines orange soda and vodka in some ratio depending on personal preference
by Krunczmasta July 22, 2009
A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.
by IkilledSteveIrwin June 20, 2016
Just a straight up dumb cunt like dead set who the fuck would name there kid that. They must be fucked up. Like straight up retarded cunt
by Lol siege sqwad April 28, 2017
one of a kind debate genius. also, good with articulation, blocks, and wearing eyeliner. Also, not a quitter.
by onewhospeaksthetruth January 30, 2010