jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that

Jose Mendez is a fucker

［fucker］

by Lego ninjago January 9, 2017

Jose Mendez

Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes

Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means

by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018

Mendo Xpress

Stick a pop can in a womans vagina, open it, and then drink it while eating out her vagina.

Dan wants to give Autumn a "Mendo Xpress".

by SnugZ October 14, 2008

x-MENDEZ-x

DURKA's BITCH!

x-MENDEZ-x = DOG

by irollin810 January 25, 2009

mendo

tottaly hot drummer from general conspiracy, total sex on legs.

mendo is so fine, i just want a piece of that ass, he is so hot.

by some hot babe July 16, 2006

mendafro

the afro of a mendonk

omg, wat a huge mendafro

by waney January 19, 2008

Mendza

What some googles when they aren't smart enough to know how to spell the representation for the intellectual group spelled like Mendza.

Dude I wanted to find out more, so I googled Mendza. I didn't find anything though.

by Ashley Grant January 23, 2008