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Machaela

A big breated spazz who always has fun with her bestfriend, is afraid of whales and absolutly LOVES asians
Dude my bestfriend is totally a machaela.
by Rinna tin tin January 23, 2009
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machood

machood simply means motherfucker. the "ma" is mother and "chood" is fuck or in this case fucker.
That guy over there is a real machood!!
by dullah September 7, 2007
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Machawai

Your mom has a smelly vagina. It's an insult.
Bob you stole my pencil , machawai.

Panggil marilah machawai!
by Pussylord6969 January 14, 2018
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Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.
Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire
by peterdyck December 23, 2021
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pons mach shubin

1. (intj.) an expletive used to describe extreme disdain or unhappiness 2. (n.) a derogatory term used to describe someone so vile and malicious that they have surpassed the description of "shubin" and are considered to fit the description for one who is evil.
1. pons mach shubin! i can't find my car!
2. i can't believe that pons mach shubin gave orders to wipe out the entire village.
by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008
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Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.
"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"
by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011
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MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
by flangerium December 27, 2008
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