purple mustache

a purple mushtache is a purple colored mustache that looks kind of gay.calling someone a purple mustache is a mean thing to say because it means there gay.

you purple mustache come back here!

by 2paq April 23, 2006

Milk Mustache

The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.


Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.

Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.

by The Dirtier One March 5, 2009

hockey mustache

A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.

Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.

by claxer April 22, 2006

mustache cash stash

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

by Louiloui September 17, 2013

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

mustache ride

When one guy gives head to another. Giving fellatio.

Jim gave his boyfriend a mustache ride last night.

by the woof man March 4, 2008

Dagger Mustache

When a female can take an penis in her mouth to a male's pubic hair she will have a dagger mustache.

She took his entire penis in her mouth and it resulted in a dagger mustache

by El Sword March 18, 2011