the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
by P3RV-E November 13, 2014
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primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
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