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by Miss peaches x June 22, 2019
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local league

A hockey league occupied by untalented players with low skill and talent just looking to play for fun.
He's not very good at hockey he must play local league.
by Dr. Stenderson March 29, 2015
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local ordnance

A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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local mix

a flop girl group that can’t chart outside of the UK, fifth harmony’s inferiors
« have you heard that new little mix song? »
« I didn’t even know they released something, local mix are unknown here after all »
by 5Hqueens November 06, 2022
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local nobody

A "local nobody" is an individual who has little recognition or influence, and may be viewed as insignificant by those outside their immediate community or social circle. The term can also be used negatively to diminish someone's perceived importance.
Look at all those local nobody's in those facebook comments..... thinking their opinion matters.....
by Local Nobody March 05, 2023
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Local 58

A normal news channel with nothing suspicious on it.
I really love Local 58. It really makes me want to take a drive in the dead of night. And my destination is behind me. It's getting closer.
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local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.
Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.
by xXMorgasmicXx September 20, 2020
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