amber lamps

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 09, 2022

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 06, 2020

Liking a genie lamp

When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”

Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.

by ElsalovesScott October 22, 2018

The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.

Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 07, 2024

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 03, 2019

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 17, 2013