An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b

by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009

lady gaga

the perfect example/ result of sending your daughter to a catholic school.

Hey Bro- Lady gaga's deprived on account of her catholic school upbringing thats why she takes her clothes off...

by travellerjd July 6, 2010

lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

by tirtle August 6, 2017

lady tingles

the female equivalent of an erection. frequently caused by six packs, structured jaw lines and neck kisses. symptoms that accompany lady tingles include butterflies in the tummy and an appetite for sex.

He is so bangin', the second he took his shirt off I got major lady tingles

by imnotaplayerijustcrushalot May 24, 2011

Lady c

the baddest b alive

Stop big b, you're not lady c!

by pretentious PIFFLER March 5, 2020

ladies finger

slang name for okra(vegetable)

the ladies finger was cooked just right

by andrecgp December 2, 2010

Lady lankiness

Lady Lankiness is someone who’s legs are 10ft. They are very rare. If u see someone like this make sure to say ello lady lankiness bowing down to them. This is very common in gingers called Lynsay

Lynsay Alison is a lady lankiness
Did u see lady lankiness legs

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020