reverse koala

A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.

Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!

"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"

"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"

by khat5e October 27, 2009

Australian Koala Hug

When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent

Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it

Person 2: No way bro!

by SapphireQueen42 September 1, 2017

komal

usually a person who is really annoying and texts you 24/7. most people want to get away from this person. this person is also jealous of your relation with other people by will never admit it because it'll hurt her ego

"stop being such a komal"

by that one annoying ass kid September 28, 2017

Koalaing

To complain beyond reason. Any reference to;
Whining, Bitching, Complaining, Nagging, or PMS.

Hey, quit your koalaing!

by UIS June 15, 2007

Koala Bearing

when your "bitch" or your "girl" is constantly up your ass 24/7 and will not give you a second to be alone, she starts to cling to you like a koala bear to a branch

my girl has been Koala Bearing lately she wont fucking leave me alone

by Falco203 February 23, 2011

kokal

a burn out.
someone who has abused an herbal subasatnce so much that they can no longer function right in society.
a person that can contribute nothing to societey and will live with their parents for the rest of their miserable lives.
ussually ugly and not very gracefull.

That kid has failed the 10th grade for the 3rd time now. He is definatly a kokal.

by chester falubaloo April 24, 2009

koala

koalas are fucking stupid, they should be exterminated immediately. they are stupid because THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EAT FOOD THAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND.

keira - ‘hey look at that koala’

sienna - ‘shoot the bastard’

by koalas are stupid November 7, 2020