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Being Keith

The act of urinating more than any other attendee at a social gathering, to the point where it becomes extremely awkward.
"How much Pepsi did Ian drink at Doug's party? Cause he was being Keith all night!"
by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008
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toby keith

Toby Keith is a fantastic singer. He stands up for what he believes in and supports our troops! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, Beer For my Horses, Should've been a cowboy, I love this bar, and American Soldier are a few of his #1 songs.
Oh and justice will be served and the battles will rage
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!
by TOBYKEITHFAN4LIFE February 14, 2005
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Toby Keith

1.Unlike what most uneducated half-wits think, Toby Keith IS NOT a racist, redneck, piece of garbage. He is actually VERY patriotic and is one of the few people left in this country who IS PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND SUPPORTS THE TROOPS WHO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM EVERYDAY.

2. Songs that prove this inlcude... Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue; American Soldier, Beer for My Horses, Cryin or Me, among others.

3. He also writes his own material, unlike most of the pop pieces of garbage who make careers writing the SAME song over and over with different words.

4. His songs have meaning and feeling and are about real life situations(i.e the soldiers overseas and the loss of Wayman Tisdale in the song "Cryin for Me").
5. While Toby didnt serve in the military his father did as said in the song "Courtesy of the Red, White and blue' and has also served countless USO tours over in Iraq and Afghanistan supporting our troops.
Toby Keith is a great singer but an even better American, because HE ACTUALLY STILL LOVES THIS COUNTRY AND SUPPORTS OUR MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR THIS LAND.
by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010
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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
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Alexander Keith

A legendary Canadian beer for legendary Canadian people. One does not come to a party with a six pack of Keiths the usual amount is a 22 pack. This is because the shotgunned two on the ride there.
"Man this party is lame, no one has brought the Alexander Keith yet."
by I'M aN OgRe October 18, 2017
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Daniel Keith Rogers

Damn, Daniel Keith Rogers is such a shoe

That guy is such a Daniel Rogers
by Who Wants A Muffin? December 18, 2018
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Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children
the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019
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