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kebabstian

yo kebabstian fuck you, you have no FUCKING FRIENDS
by gitgud69420 March 11, 2024
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kebabkruncher

The guy who likes kebab who gets all the girls, has currently 637 followers on Instagram, loves Travis Scott, is a half-Syrian half-turkish, Gets all girls whose name starts with F, loves Turkish shawarma, has creepy versions on Instagram, Loves me, J destroyer, professional swiftie hater, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all, the owner of DaFuq boom, loves gooning, jelqing, and edging, and I think he likes Travis Scott.
Example names that have no relation to real life:

Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.
by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean April 17, 2024
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kebabkruncher

unknown person from instagram who regularly posts questionable stories ranging from semen on his backpack to covering his face with a fish
"kebabkruncher just dropped a new story"
by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024
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kebabkruncher

kebabkruncher is an anonymous figure on instagram who posts questionable stories ranging from yet again questionable reels to pictures of supposed results of "semen wars" with semen on his backpack and a fish over his face
@kebabkruncher just dropped a wild new story
by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024
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kebaboid

an onion smelling unibrow rodent looking sub specie of homo sapiens who's ethnically greek but his whole bloodline is rooted in turgay, usually named mustafa or emir, hated by everyone on vc because he can't stop shouting, will participate in a circle fuck with anyone and will definitely sell you his sister for a game pass
adenoid: haha oki romanian
user: shut up adenoid ur literally a kebaboid
adenoid : SHUT UP ASTAGHFIRULLAH IM NOT TURKISH!!!!
by ToughAss McDumb May 7, 2024
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Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024
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Kebab

"I had a kebab earlier, it was proper nice"
by Kebabber May 18, 2024
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