by Commisar October 04, 2008
When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.
by Jane092413 December 15, 2021
An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.
by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017
by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 30, 2019
A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.
Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
by R@D December 17, 2016
by goldteeth July 13, 2020
Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.
He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.
by patrick von fortingham February 09, 2005