Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.

Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.

by LocNilla May 7, 2023

Jolly Wolcher

Slang; another term for one's manhood/penis

"Put some clothes on!"

"Why, are you afraid of my Jolly Wolcher?"

by DamionTheDictionaryMan November 30, 2023

Jolli

English version of Jolie. Jolli is a beautiful girl, she is extremely talented and a very happy girl, she has a heart of gold and wants to make people happy alot of the time. She will always work hard for what she really wants and wont give up on it! Jolli is stunning and this often causes alot of jealousy, she is usually quite excited and happy and gives the best advice and is always there when you need her.

That Jolli is totally awesome

by AllenTownPA November 21, 2021

jolly

Jolly or JollyGOATT is one of the best Na-Mods. His favorite hobby is banning "leschucho" or "chucho". He is the stallion of SkMzY´s chat.

jolly is a best sim-racer

by jollygoat September 19, 2021

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

Jolly Frenchman

When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.

John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.

by Jerry Jonesman August 10, 2021

Jolly Krank

The Jolly Krank is the action when a person or persons are feeling good and form a circle and "tug their hog" meaning masterbate

Hey tombjoe and billey had a jolly krank and heard it was awesome

by Jolly Krank June 1, 2021