uncle jared

The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.

"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."

by RNJD June 20, 2018

Jared

A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit

Dude your being such a Jared

God man your such a Jared

by Quinnisdumb69 May 29, 2015

Jared Co.

This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.

Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??

by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004

Jared Hance

a fucking bitch

Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.

by rhsstudent November 20, 2014

Rachel + Jared

two lovebirds connected at the heart. Jared is a fuck boy and rachel is a innocent athlete. Jared is playing rachel hard but will some day realize his fault and they will get married and have 33 kids. <3

Rachel + Jared for life

by blatehebla May 31, 2018

team jared

team jared is a band from sydney,NS.It is 3 totally bitchin guys from sydney that were born to melt faces.
Dan,Den,and Ken a.k.a team jared will be the best band in the world someday.

go team jared go!!!!

by kenneth123 December 15, 2008

jared from subway

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015