Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

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jank

An adjective used to explain something clunky or bad. How smooth everything feels.

Often used within video games to explain , Amount of input lag, Animations, Interaction etc.
Jank is the opposite of polish and one may say that a game like arma3 has plenty of jank.

Tom: Dude, I played arma3 yesterday that shit has so much jank.

Henry: Yea that shit is so fucking clunky, you should try project reality, that shit is so fucking polished.
Tom: Looks like shit tho.
FIGHT ERRUPTS OVER POLISH VS GRAPICHS

by misterp_1000 December 5, 2018

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Jank

Disgusting. Something is so repulsive it’s worse than disgusting, it is jank.

You left a bag of pears out for so long they turned to liquid, it was so jank.

by Bill_is_losing_his_hair15 April 13, 2023

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Jankee

She is the most gorgeous person ever. She is very calm and very bold. She knows what she wants and she gets it! She is most likely to be the best mother ever.

I wish I had moral values like a jankee

by Idk🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2021

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