island paradigm

State of mind where one becomes infatuated with another person simply because no one else is available. Out of desperation, one sees the other as the most attractive, most witty, etc, but fails to realize that it is simply by default.

Picture a classroom full of engineering nerds. There's 29 guys and one girl. Regardless of how mediocre that girl looks or how boring she is, all the guys will drool and fight for her attention. However, in a class full of hot girls, no one would even think about her.
All the guys have the island paradigm.

by Daniel Steinfeldt March 25, 2008

island dump

When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.

Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.

by 7 flusher November 12, 2013

island munchweed

those fuckers that follow you around and try to sell you stuff on vacation, and then they try to say you'll die of burn in hell if you dont buy it...

nigga i swear this island munchweed has been following us around all day and every day since we've been in bali. I don't want your goddamn pirate kites or your shitty as knock off watches!

by why cant i use my real name ma February 20, 2015

island dweller

a derogatory term for a individual that comes from an island, typically from a Caribbean island such as Puerto Rico or the Dominican Republic

Go cook some beans you island dweller

by jitnem shaquavion March 4, 2023

Pailma Island

The Largest of the islands viewable off the coast of Rosarito, Mexico.

Pailma Island is the largest and most southerly of the islands you can see from Baja Malibu.

by Nacho P Coaltrain December 29, 2007

Vancouver Island MusicFest

Bizarre yet beautiful Vancouver Island musical gathering with 6 stages over 250 musicians and 1000 wild and wooley volunteers where helicopter dancers flourish, teens come of age, generations of families camp and play and hang out together, babies get conceived in droves and campers delicately balace sleep deprivation, high levels of beer intake and a blissful euphoria that comes with hearing some of the best music on the planet!

Vancouver Island MusicFest is the most awesome event I've ever been to.

by Ms. Vera Lynn February 20, 2010

Friendship Island

The island which a male is stranded on once a girl has lost all sexual urges to let him slay her dragon , cut the chicken, make a tsunami in the punani.

Guy1 : Hows thats new girl going?
Guy2 : Yeah great, she said I am her best Male friend
Guy1 : Ha you're stuck on friendship island bro.

by Gtrain-93 March 3, 2011