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an absolutely WORTHLESS piece of junk filled with crap that you really dont want in your frickin phone
Hey wassup?

Dude, wtf is that?

Its my iPhone but i cant hear you cuz im listenin to music

Why would you want a phone with music when you could buy and ipod video for at least half the price?

umm....i dont know....
by themostamazingbrian May 16, 2008
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The iphone was the first smartphone to provide recreational use from its app store. This has changed evr since the android os for mobile smartphones has been created. The iphone os features simplicity, which can get boring. Most fans of the iphone only like it for all of its fake uses and poinless games, i.e. hand grenade, doodlejump. Android howevr was predicted to kill the iphones glory from day 1, as it features an opensourced interface allowing the user to virtually make the software howevr they want. The androids app repository features less games and mor useful material. While unlocking an iphone brings u to a giant menu of all installed apps, android takes u to ur cuatomized homescreen featuring widgets bookmarks and app shortcuts. Evn a jailbrojen (hacked) iphone/ipod does not compare to an android phone, for the android phone still has mor features. Steve jobs recently said android is hard to develop for cuz of its COUNTLESS phones and versions wen iphone is always the same and only 1 version needs developed for. That statement kills itself, android/htc users r experiencing the greatest mobile phone experience and the only ppl who dont like android wen they get an android phone r ppl who always hav and always will b technologically retarded. Android has been declared by tech experts/critics that it has passed iphone and continues to bttr itself from the iphone os, which if apple keeps using its current philosophy, it will nvr comeback as the greatest smartphone os
Guy 1: "hey check out my awesome new iphone 4 os! It can play music and browse the web and make fart noises"

Guy 2: "hey, watch my android do that and mor while it strobes its led flash" *plays music louder than the iphone, browses desktop versions of code heavy html sites and uses flash to use flash objects on the web, uses fart noise app...*

Guy 3: "1, 2's phone is so much bttr than urs. U look like a giant tool right now cuz u were dumb enough to believe apple's lies."

Guy 1: :( "why did i waste my money on this brick of shit"
by iphonesucks October 22, 2010
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iPhone spraytan

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.
Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.
by snoozysooz January 11, 2012
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Iphone

Its for rich peopel who are bad at picking actually good devices
Iphone DISGUSTING
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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An phone/ipod that was made by the Apple company. It used to cost $600, but then the price dropped to $400 out of nowhere. It uses EDGE speed. It does everything that any other phone can do like mp3, calender, photos, calculator, text, whatever. You cannot receive picture text or send pics, just email. Kinda sucks in a way. Other than that its pretty cool. Youtube is what makes it unique, as well as the touch screen.
Hey what are you doing with your iphone?

Watching Youtube..
by xocjen December 25, 2007
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iPooped

When a person gets tired of the multimedia on his or her iPod or Zune, or any other mp3 player and feels the need the put different material on it.
"Wow, I really need to get some different tunes on this thing: I'm iPooped."
by xf0rg0tt3nx June 25, 2009
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Iphone 11 Pro

The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.
Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got

Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is

Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*

Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
by The rejection gods September 29, 2019
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